Bad scans of bad game covers

This site has loads of bad video game covers. I've decided to nick a load and post comments in order to try and be funny.


Pro Wrestling - Obviously this man is a pro wrestler as he has been able to take his own head off and beat himself up. He was known as "Leopard Deathmove Takeheadoffandbeatselfup".


Bust-A-Move Arcade 2 Edition - This cover comes from the mid-90s, when everyone was purple and took the drugs that turned them into the sketchy crusties who try and sell you organic flapjack today. And they also played Bust-A-Move Arcade 2 Edition.


Phalanx - This man is very surprised to be on the cover of this game, and probably got there via some timewarp from an 80s film starring Michael J Fox or Matthew Broderick.


Joe Blade - clearly has no idea why he is shooting a weapon and is probably doubting his sexuality.


3D World Tennis - the twist being the "world" is a courtyard in ancient Greece, famed for their love of lonely tennis played by the gangrenous protagonist of a Sartre novel.


64 Supersoft Streets of London - time for a bulleted list:

• The man seems more concerned that the woman is about to beat him with her handbag, yet I'd be more worried about the fact that she's just shoved a stick into my leg.
• There's a pizza shop in the background called "Woo", who's logo seems to be a poorly-drawn penis.
• The man on the bus doesn't care. Actually this is a very accurate portrayal of London.

Metro Cross - I thought skateboarding was for young sprightly people, and yet the man on the board is clearly a 40-something spazz.

posted by Henry @ 10:28 am